I’ve heard every love song
Read every love poem
And still haven’t grasp the fact that
None of this is ever a reality
The true reality is
Men watch sports and pornography
And that’s pretty much it.
I’ve never met a guy who
Talked about girls with his friends
Maybe I’m meeting the wrong guys
Or maybe the only guys that don’t appreciate their women
Are the immature assholes
I somehow gravitate to.
I don’t understand the attraction
Maybe it’s the love for the WWE
Or how they have bobblehead dolls in their china closet
Because they had nowhere else to put them
Or how they eat ramen
Instead of learning how to cook an actual meal.
Maybe it’s the fact I can be the teacher
Help them grow into a better human
Show them that being an asshole
Will not take them anywhere in life
Or maybe its that I’m just a sucker
For dimples and Mohawks
If only the assholes could see
That being nice
Will get you more girls
But I know
Because of their ego
They’ll never learn
and that’s a damn shame.
After listening to hours and hours of Leanne Rimes, I’ve realized that no guys are like the guys in these songs…
I’m in one of those “I hate men because they exist” moods.